You know the scene from MI:2, when Tom is climbing a rock? That’s in Monument Valley, that’s Navajo land, and that’s where we went. After a lot of photos of various rock formations it was high time for a dinner and a show, starring the local tribe and eventually incorporating us paleskins.

Starry sky, crickets, the occasional coyote howl and snake rattle, combined with the beans we had for dinner completed the feeling of being in the Wild Wild West.